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Hot Fries the enemy
by Alexander at 3:15am on 06/03/09

I found myself in a quandary earlier because I was there hanging on to a branch that extended out from the side of this teasing mountain that birthed trees with grooves that lusted after my hand, and only my hand, as if this wooden limb grew just for me.  As I dangled there with every expiring moment of depleting strength, a snake taunted and tortured me by sinking its fangs into my hand so quickly and shamlessly, he effortlessly proved the morals we humans glorify to be the actual cruel bite marks we leave behind on anything edible.  I didn't grow angry with this effecient and proud creature, for it would only drain my borrowed energy, but I was beginning to contrive this powerful serpent was the more intelligent being.  No where else was there a more honest animal that reminded me that I too don't matter, I don't matter.  Right then and there I awoke with such a cold sweat it contradicted my body tempature, only to find myself roaming and chewing away; as if snakes, mountains, and trees never existed.     


 
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