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Fee Fi Fo Fum
by Eleanor at 7:11pm on 05/28/10

 I smell fat on my big, fat bum! I just had to reduce my poundage goal by 2 lbs! And now I hate myself because I am fat AND a weenie. Even with this poundage handicap, it's still going to be a bloato-photo finish.


Never Mind
by Eleanor at 7:01pm on 04/07/10

 Liar, liar pants need pliers.... my enemy is my husband's start up company. It has an insatiable appetite...  As do I.  The more money it eats, the more I eat. The fact I haven't lost weight is proof I lied. OK. I've come clean, hopefully my gastrointestinal system will too.


Wrong Enemy
by Eleanor at 9:56am on 03/11/10

 So, I finally settled on a worthy enemy.... my attorney in a lawsuit. Didn't do anything, blamed everything on his associates and charged more than my settlement... (you all know the story). Come to learn, I DON'T HATE HIM ENOUGH!!! My first round on flaab was sheer "flaabulousity!", so I know HATE AND GREED are my elixir. Since I haven't lost weight, the only explanation is my hate and greed aren't "kicking-in."  I don't hate this guy enough. I have GOT to choose someone (it has to be personal... Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck already have plenty (though not enough) enemies.So, I will meditate for Mr/Ms Right. Time is moving, so I'd better choose my new muse soon! my pick 


Ding-Dong
by Eleanor at 8:02am on 12/17/09

 The Wicked Witch is Dead!!! This has great significance, since I live in Kansas!!! On May 28th, I became a chubbette-flaabette. I was more than "middle-age" and the weight sneakily, crept on. Add to all that stuff, I had to take some REALLY @#$^$## steroids...  So, I was a refrigerator with arms and legs. 

Read about Flaab. Signed up immediately.  

 

I have "accepted who I am." Hate, Money and Humiliation are my road (yellow brick) to happiness. NOT the outcome Oprah, Dr. Phil, Dove Beauty Products, or my Yoga teacher  might have wanted for me---health, well-being, life-style, loving yourself crap.  But I have learned to love myself. One evil pound at a time.


My Muse
by Eleanor at 3:16pm on 07/27/09

 The accompanying picture is of Mrs Wynn, not me. She doesn't lose weight. Frankly, losing anything is just not an option. 


The Yellow brick Road
by Eleanor at 2:53pm on 07/27/09

 So, I got snatched up by a couple of flying monkeys--- we're used to that here in Kansas. I've gained a pound...!@#%$#.

However, I need to get back on the golden "stairway to heaven." I did  have an excuse for gaining. I had a cyst on my big toe. So, of course no exercise!!!  And the cyst was growing... by my diagnosis it weighed 10 pounds, at least. Well, the cyst is gone, relieving my body of .001% of a pound. Now... where's the "ON Ramp" for the Yellow Brick Road?


My Motivaqtion of Hate and Greed
by Eleanor at 6:05am on 07/12/09

Since I've discovered how my motivation REALLY works (hate and greed) AND a little obessive compulsive behavior, Imaging my weight loss log not working. As of yesterday, I've lost a 145 pounds and today,I've lost 7/13/09. Anyone else having this problem? I only have 161 days to go and I HAVE to see I'm winning! Let me know.

Eleanot


Substitute!?!?!
by Eleanor at 6:51pm on 06/09/09

 Just discovered a line of soap, lotions, lip balms etc. called Body Truffles. They come in a variety of flavors like, Creamy Milk Chocolate, Belgian White Chocolate, and Chocolate Mint . So you can slather your body and lips with this stuff, ( it really does deliver on the aroma) and if worse comes to worse you can suck on your thumb... or whatever. I found it at Tuesday Mornings so it was pretty cheap. Otherwise, www.uppercanadasoap.com.

Happy licking.


A Flaabing Virgin
by Eleanor at 8:30pm on 05/28/09

I've become an official Flaaber in the last :60. No doubt in my mind, just thinking about having to make good on my dare gives me dry heaves.

Nighty-night
 
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Eleanor: I made it!!! How do I confirm??
Eleanor: Apparently there is a character limit? Tweeter-like?? I think most of the message may have been cut off as i see i had to send this one in several parts. Can you make it right with her?
Eleanor: I did change my goal to 112, and have already reached it. Secretly, (and somewhat arousing) I am trying to make 110, but that may wait til next time. On the other hand, with your note I might just give the next 10 days my all.
Eleanor: and even more self loathing. She saw it as not nice and not supportive! I apologized at least 1000 lbs worth, but it got me so upset i finished off an entire package of chocolate (not funny on either account). It rocked my world and I have been jumpy to even go one the site. I did change my goal to
Eleanor: Hey e.jean and Kenneth! Hope you can help. Apparently, i hurt someone's feelings when I commented on her post. I was devastated. Apparently she was too. My note was about her slashing her calories and exercising 5 hours a day. I've been there many times, with only more weight gained and even more se
Eleanor: What!@$# I hoped I was being totally supportive and telling you to go easy on yourself. So very sorry. In fact, I have nothing but supportive and polite things to say.
E: please only comment if you have something polite/supportive to say.
Eleanor: I cannot watch movies with angst. I won't pay to be depressed. Can get there all by myself... for free. That being said, I have to be true to myself. My true enemy is my husband's start-up company! It's a money eating machine!!! The more he spends, the more I eat! So I am honor bound to go "public."
Eleanor: Please could someone help straight out my weight tracker?
Eleanor: How could I have gained 1½ lbs@#$^%$???? I wnet for Mexican food last night. Ordered a taco salad with NO sourcream, NO guacamole, NO beans, No dressing and only at about 20% of the deep fried shell (donut) it comes in. Additionally, I had a Diet margherita... one drink, two shots. Someone help,