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Kenneth's first blog!
by Kenneth at 6:59am on 12/02/08


Welcome to Flaab.com everyone!
by Kenneth at 4:54am on 12/02/08

I'm really hoping everyone loses enough weight, cuz that would just bring me this much closer to my dream car! I guess this would be my incentive, what should we come up with for my "or else..."
 
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Flaab.com WORKS! You bet $$$ on how many pounds you want to lose; and you get your $$$ back when you lose them. However, if you eat like a swine, miss your deadline, and don't lose the weight, your money goes to KILL THE WHALES (a puppy mill, your most detested enemy, etc.)

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XOXO,
Kenneth and E. Jean
   
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Deanna Director: If you could make a scratch and sniff feature for all of the food pics that'd be great. thanks kenneth
Micha: Kenneth! I had to make another Cheesy video filled with farts and beeps...check it our - show to you Ma! Hope you are well!
Angel Logan: Hi Kenneth! If you get a chance, could you email me directly -- I need to ask you a detailed question. Thanks & Merry Christmas!
---: Kenneth, my man, I keep getting emails telling me to confirm my weight. How do I make it stop?
Angel Logan: Hey Kenneth, I hope you are well. The images and text aren't aligning with each other the way they did in my previous entries. Any suggestions?
Lindsay : Kenneth, thanks for getting us going with google ads! You are amazing!! p/s - tiny writing is so fun. I had to copy and paste yours in a word doc just to blow it up so I could read it!!
Micha: Kenneth (aka. Snowball the Puppy Seal), Thanks for the comment on the infomercial! It was too fun to make, I wanna make some more with you, E Jean, and the flaabers...
Deanna Director: Thanks Kenneth! This site is rawkin!
---: LOVEEEEE the progress! Brilliant!!!!!
e.jean Carroll: Hey, Kenneth! Look at Bonnie's post with the Research about how MONEY helps people lose weight.
Deanna Director: hmm now it's doing nothing..can I e-mail you what I would like it to say?
Deanna Director: No way, it's gotta be me. I'm using Safari. Here's what happens: I delete my previous 'about me' entry, fill in the new, and when I update , the old 'about me' comes back. As if I hadn't even hit update.
Deanna Director: hey kenneth, I hate to bother you, but I still can't update my about me section. Am I dumb?
---: I like that the blogs are newest to oldest... if they're compelling, funny, and jaw-dropping enough, readers WILL keep going.
Carly: If you put the baby seal IN the car, I think that might just be the most awesome, amazing thing on this planet.
Angel Logan: ... When someone visits now, they are reading my most recent post, and it might make more sense to them if they read the previous entries first. Just a thought.
Angel Logan: Hey Kenneth -- I don't know what others think, but any chance our posts could be displayed older to newer? This would enable new readers to start at the top of the page, from our beginning posts, and read the subsequent posts in the correct order. When someone visits now, they are reading my most r
Deanna Director: thanks :) hey I'm trying to update my profile (about me section) and its not updating--it keeps what I had before and wont allow me to change it. What's up with that smarty pants Kenneth?
---: Apparently it just didn't like the first two pictures I used... so far this one is sticking. Thanks :)
---: Kenneth... does Flaab have something against Amy Winehouse? I've used two different pictures and they've both disappeared!
---: I wish I could claim that cute soda-sucker as my own but alas... no puppies allowed.
Deanna Director: You did it! nice hat!
Deanna Director: Hey Kenneth, is there a way to access our older posts?
---: I'm going to lose all of my weight simply by admiring your brain! This site is off the charts!
Angel Logan: Thanks for your comment Kenneth!
Deanna Director: Mark Zuckerberg aint got shite on you! Seriously, this site is rockin! Thanks for the compliment :)
e.jean Carroll: Kenneth! Views! Comment Notifications! Top Nav! Oh lord! I shall go distracted!
e.jean Carroll: Oh my god!!! You have the VIEWS up!!!! You are the king of Pop!
e.jean Carroll: You are a king and a god, Kenneth!!! Love the comment notification!
Mabel : Kenneth, I was thinking we can breed your baby seal...we just need one more, then my coat is a reality! mwahhahhaha
Alek: Email notifications now, too? You are the Jesus of Javascript.
Alek: Kenneth! Dude! You are a worker of miracles. Don't know how you did it that other night, but the site has really come together. Well done, man.
Kenneth: Hi everyone!
Mabel : Oooh...pretty baby seal...Kenneth, if you know a good supplier, let me know..I'm looking for a new coat.
Angel Logan: Problem solved -- the site is great!
Angel Logan: Hey Kenneth, I'm having a problem posting my profile ... no post button. Suggestions?
Sweta: OR ELSE...you'll wear a clubbed baby seal fur to a PETA rally...
Deanna Director: Hi Kenneth!!
Kenneth: I definitely will :)
e.jean Carroll: Drink those energy drinks, Kenneth!!!
Kenneth: what's up Kenneth!
Kenneth: good luck!
Kenneth: Hi Kenneth!