Here we are. 2 PM and here is what I've done since my walk this morning to my office.
1. Had my first daily dose of caffeine - A Venti Skim Latte from my friendly neighborhood starbucks. At what point does it become an "addiction?"
2. Actually did some work.
3. Went out and got lunch with my fellow workers. Today: Small Chicken Noodle Soup (for the tiny bit of a cold I have left), fruit salad, and a diet peach snapple - one of my all time favorite drinks. Yes, it's not as healthy as water, but it's just so delicious! At least it's 0 calories!
4. Decided to go on a walk during my lunch break to get in a few more calories burned. I walked 6 blocks twice, coming to a grand total of 160 calories burned in just a short half hour! Woo hoo! Go me!
Think about it, an easy walk just burned off a pack and a half of some delicious 100 calorie pack that I will snack on later. I suggest everyone gets off their lazy work butts and give it a try!
I may not be a very religious guy but I do hate that floozlacious twit Paris Hilton and I do enjoy my sweet, sweet $1,000.And guess what?I have a soft spot in my heart for everyone else who is currently trying their hardest to lose the poundage on and off Flaab.com.So without further ado…
The Ten Sacrilegious Commandments of Weight Loss
1.The Lord your God has no interest in thine weight loss.(It’s all you, baby.)
2.Thou shalt not make thineself an idle…waste of space.
3.Thou shalt not curse thy diet in vain.
4.Remember thy diet, and keep it real.
5.Honor thy father and mother’s approval that you’re “finally losing the Good Year tire”.
6.Thou shalt not murder your own weight loss efforts by attacking the nearest Chinese buffet in a moment of weakness.
7.Thou shalt not commit adultery on your fat free sandwich spread with Hellman’s real mayo.
8.Thou shalt not steal mouthfuls of nougat-based foods when no one is looking.
9.Thou shalt not lie to those that read your weight loss blog.
10.Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s Hot Pockets.
Note: Although this is modeled after the actual ten commandments Jason does not consider himself an ordained minister, rabbi, pope, or prophet of any organized…anything.
Flaab.com WORKS! You bet $$$ on how many pounds
you want to lose; and you get your $$$ back when you lose them.
However, if you eat like a swine, miss your deadline,
and don't lose the weight, your money goes to
KILL THE WHALES (a puppy mill, your most detested enemy, etc.)
At what point does it become an "addiction?"
Yes, it's not as healthy as water, but it's just so delicious! At least it's 0 calories!
